I nearly wet my pants when I watched Stephen Colbert’s comments of Herr Drumpfenfuhrer’s recently exposed asinine, juvenile behavior. At first I had little difficultly deciding which segment of his presentation (as shown in the two screen captures below) adequately portrayed which caused my greatest outbursts of laughter. That’s why I decided to include both of them and let you decide.
But, in all honesty, I seemed to lose most control when Colbert, channeling Glenn Beck, asked his crew to bring out the “international conspiracy board.” You can probably imagine where he’s headed with the extent of the diagram that you see below. But I highly recommend that you check it out for yourself. Clicking either of the screen shots will take you to the place you need to be.
I do, however, offer a strong note of caution before you click: strap yourself tightly into your chair. Refrain from eating or drinking while looking directly at your monitor. Beware: ignoring my advice could have disastrous consequences. At the very least, have a couple of dry sheets of Bounties* at the ready before you take a sip.
For good measure, check out Colbert’s analysis of last night’s debate. On the graves of my ancestors I swear this to be true: I’ve watched several hours of post-debate analysis by the usual suspects and none of them come even close to the insights that Colbert had to offer.
* Koch Bros. subliminal reference unintended.