Lunatics Rising

Lunatics Rising

Rarely does one get an opportunity to view the inner workings of batshit crazy up close and personal as I did this morning.  John Hagee, David Barton, Rabbi Aryeh Scheinberg and one other character that’s definitely more than half of the way to crazytown, Ph.D. and (discredited) astronomer Hugh Ross, sat down to discuss Hagee’s new predictions of divine retribution that he’s predicting in his new movie production, “Four Blood Moons.”

David Barton was on-hand to confirm Hagee’s insane delusions citing the secret codes and connections he’s found in America’s founding documents to support Hagee’s lunatic claims.  The good Rabbi, Scheinberg, provided a special bonus by clearing up the confusion around the Hebrew word that Moses used to describe the moon that appeared to the Israelites one day;  he said it was as a special sign from gawd that they could “survive oppression.”

Oh, this 29 minute conversation is a doozey and a must-see if you’re looking for a hearty laugh as well as to learn a lot more about the inner workings of a brain that’s been very seriously infected with the gawd virus.   The really good stuff starts at 5:05.

One thing is absolutely certain: were it not for the first amendment, the entire panel would be locked-up in an asylum, in a straitjacket, being fed an IV drip of Thorazine 24/7.  But because, and probably only because, of the 1st Amendment, these idiots are out and about trolling for other credulous morons and rakin’-in bookoo bucks doing it.

Only in America!  We’re #1!

OK, I agree; I’ve gone a little overboard in my assessment of these morons.  They actually were very good for one thing – a stomach crunching laugh.


About Rev. El Mundo

Mocker of superstition and woo.
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2 Responses to Lunatics Rising

  1. The Militant One says:

    Thanks for the chuckle, Rev. Frankly, I don’t have the fortitude to watch those morons for 29 seconds let alone 29 minutes, so I’ll just content myself with your analysis. And no, your characterization of these delusionals is NOT over the top – that’s just not possible.

    • Dear Militant One,

      I completely understand your inability to view such moronacy. For most people it truly is an excruciatingly painful experience.

      This is where my illness (‘er, I mean, special expertise) comes in handy. I’m not only able to watch it but I watched it several times and even had the intestinal fortitude to zero-in on special segments, cut them out for special treatment and then post them on my U-boob channel! Now everyone gets an opportunity to taste a small sampling of the vast array of the abject lunacy found therein.

      These A-holes are self-ridiculing. Whenever Hagee opens his pie hole and gives Barton a chance to climb aboard his clown wagon, I just can’t resist watching the spectacle. It’s like a train wreck: you can’t stop staring yet feel so bad about the tragedy you’re witnessing.

      Here’s 1.5 minutes of it. If you’re in need of a good stomach shaking of uncontrollable laughter, here’s your chance!

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