Judge Doofus in Mechanicsburg, PA

There is yet another brouhaha brewing in Pennsylvania on religion.  Last month, it was the Year of the Bible incident, which clearly violated the 1st Amendment and a little known principle known as the Separation of Church and State.

This week’s brouhaha was Zombie Mohammed.  Atheist Ernie Perce choose to dress as Z. M. for the Mechanicsburg Halloween parade along with Zombie Pope and Zombie Jesus.  As can be seen on his YouTube report, Ernie was attacked by parade spectator, Talaag Elbayomy, who is Muslim and took great offense at the costume.  Ernie brought charges.  Talaag should have been fined and reminded that, no matter how offensive the costume was to him personally, you don’t attack parade marchers.

Unfortunately, to Ernie’s surprise the judge, Mark Martin, was very supportive of Islam and also took offense.  He not only did he throw out the case, but ridiculed Ernie as a doofus.  Here are the Judge’s very words:

Well, having had the benefit of having spent over two-and-a-half years in predominantly Muslim countries, I think I know a little bit about the faith of Islam. In fact, I have a copy of the Quran here, and I would challenge you, Sir, to show me where it says in the Quran that Muhammad arose and walked among the dead. I think you misinterpreted a couple of things. So before you start mocking somebody else’s religion, you might want to find out a little more about it. It kind of makes you look like a doofus. …

In many other Muslim-speaking countries, err, excuse me, many Arabic-speaking countries, predominantly Muslim, something like this is definitely against the law there, in their society. In fact, it could be punished by death, and frequently is, in their society.

Here in our society, we have a Constitution that gives us many rights, specifically First Amendment rights. It’s unfortunate that some people use the First Amendment to deliberately provoke others. I don’t think that’s what our forefathers intended. I think our forefathers intended to use the First Amendment so we can speak with our mind, not to piss off other people and cultures – which is what you did.

Actually, the First Amendment is exactly that: The right to piss off other people and cultures.  Ok, the forefathers did not use quite those words (although my 1st Amendment rights allow me to say that is what they meant, whether they did nor did not).  The NY Times put more eloquently at “Unlike Others, U.S. Defends Freedom to Offend in Speech

The not-so-good Judge goes on:

I don’t think you’re aware, Sir, there’s a big difference between how Americans practice Christianity – I understand you’re an atheist – but see Islam is not just a religion. It’s their culture, their culture, their very essence, their very being. They pray five times a day toward Mecca. To be a good Muslim before you die, you have to make a pilgrimage to Mecca, unless you’re otherwise told you cannot because you’re too ill, too elderly, whatever, but you must make the attempt. Their greeting is ‘Salam alaikum, wa-laikum as-Salam,’ uh, ‘May God be with you.’

Whenever it is very common, their language, when they’re speaking to each other, it’s very common for them to say, uh, Allah willing, this will happen. It’s, they’re so immersed in it. And what you’ve done is, you’ve completely trashed their essence, their being. They find it very, very, very offensive. I’m a Muslim. I find it offensive. I find what’s on the other side of this [sign] very offensive. But you have that right, but you are way outside your bounds of First Amendment rights. …

I’ve spent about seven years living in other countries. When we go to other countries, it’s not uncommon for people to refer to us as ‘ugly Americans.’ This is why we hear it referred to as ‘ugly Americans,’ because we’re so concerned about our own rights, we don’t care about other people’s rights. As long as we get our say, but we don’t care about the other people’s say.

If we want to talk about offensive behavior, let’s start with the Westboro Bapist Church, which to the chagrin of many, is protected under the 1st Amendment.  As has been said many times, you don’t need the 1st Amendment to protect speech you agree with.  It is only the speech you abhor that is in need of protection.  Judge Martin is so far off base, I look forward to his censure or dismissal from the bench.

The weird twist on this story in that not only are the atheist blogs upset, but the right-wing is aghast.  The National Review Online referred to it the “The Sharia Court of Pennsylvania.” The World Net Daily wrote “Judge Martin dismissed the charges and purportedly belittled the atheist victim.” This is the very same blog that in December wrote lines like:

Atheists and “free-thinkers” sue cities into submission; Atheists attack nativity; Atheists are forcing their beliefs on the community.

Now WND talks about the “atheist victim”.  Should I be impressed?  Not quite yet.  The reason we can’t give Islam special status is the exact same reason we shouldn’t elevate Christianity to special place.   We need to keep religion out of government and we need to honor all parts of the 1st Amendment.

Unfortunately, Judge Martin Doofus is not even close.

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Secular Freethinking Discussion Group: 3/1/2012 at The Quiet Storm Coffeehouse

Where: The Quiet Storm Coffeehouse (5430 Penn Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15206)

When: 3/1/2012

RSVP at: http://www.meetup.com/Pittsburgh-Secular-Freethinkers/events/48244782/

Hi Everyone,

This is our monthly discussion group at the Quiet Storm Coffeehouse in the East End.  They have a great menu that’s veggie and vegan friendly if you get hungry. I post the discussion topic a few weeks in advance, so stay tuned for more information. Please feel free to submit discussion topics to: pittsburghsecularfreethinkers@gmail.com

See you there!

 

 

 

Please note:  The Quiet Storm continues to be a wonderful meetup site for us.  Out of respect for the servers and for everyone’s convenience, please approach the front counter to order and pay for your food or drink separately.  In this way we will avoid combined checks and interruptions to the group, and they can ensure we get the best service and individual attention.  Thanks! :)

Thursday, March 1 at 7:00 PM

Details: http://www.meetup.com/Pittsburgh-Secular-Freethinkers/events/48244782/

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Pittsburgh CoR Reason Rally Planning Meeting: 7:30PM TODAY at Pitt Information Sciences Building

Where: Pitt Information Sciences Building (135 N. Bellefield Avenue , Pittsburgh, PA 15213)

When: 7:30PM TODAY

RSVP at: http://www.meetup.com/Pittsburgh-Secular-Freethinkers/events/52260142/

All groups and members are welcome! If you are planning on going to Washington for the rally, swing by this meeting to coordinate rides and get the latest information on meeting points and events for all the Pittsburgh CoR groups.  Pizza will be had by all.

We’ll meet on the Pitt campus, in the first floor conference room in the School of Information Sciences.  The address is 135 N. Bellefield Avenue.  It’s one 1/2 block north of 5th Avenue.

See you there!

Thursday, February 23 at 7:30 PM

Details: http://www.meetup.com/Pittsburgh-Secular-Freethinkers/events/52260142/

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Science and Skepticism Book Club Meeting: 2/26/2012 at The Coffee Tree Roasters

Where: The Coffee Tree Roasters (5524 Walnut Street, Pittsburgh, PA 15232)

When: 2/26/2012

RSVP at: http://www.meetup.com/Steel-City-Skeptics/events/50600492/

The book selection this month is Infidel by Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Sunday, February 26 at 2:00 PM

Details: http://www.meetup.com/Steel-City-Skeptics/events/50600492/

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A Banner Day

The fight to keep the illegal prayer on the walls of Cranston West came to an end yesterday, with the school board ruling 5-2 against filing an appeal.

Superintendent Peter Nero told The Associated Press that the banner is expected to be removed within a week. He said there are a few remaining legal issues to be worked out between attorneys for the school system and the Rhode Island chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union. The ACLU challenged the constitutionality of the display on behalf of 16-year-old student Jessica Ahlquist.

After hours of sometimes heated public testimony, the school committee voted 5-2 on Thursday night not to appeal the federal judge’s ruling that it was unconstitutional and should be removed. An attorney who represented the city said an appeal that went all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court could have cost an additional $500,000 in legal fees. Lawyers for the ACLU have already asked the court to order the school system to pay $173,000 in legal costs.

The legal battle over the banner — which was covered with wood until the school committee decided whether to appeal — sparked passionate debate on both sides and made Ahlquist, an atheist, the target of online threats. She said after Thursday’s vote that she was “thrilled” with the outcome.

The only question left is how many of the banner supporters will follow the written advice in the prayer:  “Help us to be good sports and smile when we lose as well as when we win.“  My guess is none.

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Pittsburgh CoR Reason Rally Planning Meeting: 2/23/2012 at Pitt Information Sciences Building

Where: Pitt Information Sciences Building (135 N. Bellefield Avenue , Pittsburgh, PA 15213)

When: 2/23/2012

RSVP at: http://www.meetup.com/Pittsburgh-Secular-Freethinkers/events/52260142/

All groups and members are welcome! If you are planning on going to Washington for the rally, swing by this meeting to coordinate rides and get the latest information on meeting points and events for all the Pittsburgh CoR groups.  Pizza will be had by all.

We’ll meet on the Pitt campus, in the first floor conference room in the School of Information Sciences.  The address is 135 N. Bellefield Avenue.  It’s one 1/2 block north of 5th Avenue.

See you there!

Thursday, February 23 at 7:30 PM

Details: http://www.meetup.com/Pittsburgh-Secular-Freethinkers/events/52260142/

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Drinking Skeptically in Pittsburgh!: 7PM TODAY at Double Wide Grill

Where: Double Wide Grill (2339 E Carson St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203)

When: 7PM TODAY

RSVP at: http://www.meetup.com/Steel-City-Skeptics/events/44953382/

We will be meeting at the Double Wide Grill, 2339 E. Carson Street, inside, in the large back room.  There is no specific topic.  It is just an open discussion among fellow freethinkers about science, religion, skepticism, beer, life and leisure.  Teetotalers and those who imbibe are equally welcomed.

We start gathering at 7pm, but latecomers are more than welcome. About half the attendees register through Meetup and half through Facebook, so don’t be surprised to see more than sign up here.  Hope to see you on Friday night!

Friday, February 17 at 7:00 PM

Details: http://www.meetup.com/Steel-City-Skeptics/events/44953382/

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